How do you make a turkey Grandma is sure to love?

Just like this:

Follow the example of Mac's "ninja turkey" (NIJU TURCE) ...

 

and Bubby's "stuck" turkey ...

 

Both made at the step-by-step direction of former-teacher Mommy Megan ...

To which Bubby and Mac added their own personal flavor and flair to their birds.

Pure perfection!

Now those are turkeys I can sink my teeth into — and affix to my fridge for seasonal savoring.