How to beat the heat: 5 steps to success
Baby, it's hot outside!
Always ready to lend a helping hand or hint, I'm here to offer you a sure-fire way to beat the summer heat in five simple steps.
ONE
Find a tree and climb it.
TWO
Choose a sturdy, stable, suitable branch.
THREE
Stretch out on the branch, belly down ... and hold on.
FOUR
Exhale a long, loud sigh sounding something like aaaahhhh!
FIVE
Ignore pesky peeps taking pics of you in your happy place. They're just jealous.