Time for another round of seasonal silly stuff for kids and their keepers, be they grandmothers or others. This go-round the subject is St. Patrick and his special day.

What do you call a big Irish spider?

A Paddy long legs

What does Ireland have more than any other country?

Irishmen

What do you call a leprechaun who disappears?

A lepre-gone

What do you call a leprechaun who falls in a river?

Wet

Where do leprechaun baseball players play?

In the little league

What's the best position for leprechaun baseball players?

Short stop

Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?

He couldn't afford plane fare for all.

Why are frogs always ready for St. Patrick's Day?

Because they wear green every day.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Because regular rocks are too heavy.

What was the leprechaun's job at the diner?

Short order cook

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

It's best not to press your luck.

What do you call a musical performance by a leprechaun band?

A lepre-concert

Why did the leprechaun singer stand on a chair?

So he could reach the high notes.

What's Irish and stays outside all night?

Paddy o' furniture

What do you call leprechauns who collect newspaper, plastic bottles, and soda cans?

Wee-cyclers

How can you tell an Irishman is having a good time?

He's Dublin over with laughter.

Just like you are right now, right!?

Happy St. Patrick's Day!